About Us

The Sunflower Soapbox is Kansas’s number one source of fake news. Established in 2024, in Topeka, Kansas, we pride ourselves on delivering inaccurate clickbait, sensationalist journalism, and general misinformation. This site is dedicated to my mom, a legitimate journalist who inspired me to write, my dad, who paid for the domain, and Kansas, my love, my life, my home.

FAQs

Can I submit headlines/article ideas to be published?

Yes, fill out the form in the contact portion of our website or email sunflowersoapbox@gmail.com.

What if I want to sue The Sunflower Soapbox?

Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. The Sunflower Soapbox uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

Can I pay you for your dedicated hard work, scintillating sense of humor, and remarkable graphic design skills?

Well, if you insist. My Venmo is

Who runs The Sunflower Soapbox?

We aren’t quite sure.

Has anyone really asked you any of these questions?

What are you, a cop?